Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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