Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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