Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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