my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Dear god my vagina.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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