How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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