Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
