that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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