I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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