break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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