DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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