yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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