I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
