scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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