That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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