Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My first STD was from a foam party
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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