people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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