Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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