Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
