Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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