season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I could fuck to npr.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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