So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
foreskin is a definite game changer
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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