Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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