Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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