Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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