worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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