I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He has the fingertips of a God
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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