He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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