Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I will be naked everywhere
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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