After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
