If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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