He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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