Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
