Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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