dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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