I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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