38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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