It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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