But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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