you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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