The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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