They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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