Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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