if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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