I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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