For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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