i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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