so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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