I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize