This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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