the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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