phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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