what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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