i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I need water and some morals
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize