How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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