yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
